Only a mother
loves you enough and has just the right tone to let you know
that you have bad breath . . .
Has this ever happened to you? You’re
at a party and there’s this really hot girl across the
room. You exchange a glance. You both smile.
You begin to wind your way through the crowd
all the while maintaining eye contact. The attraction is definitely
there, right?
You finally make it across the dance floor
and approach her with a smile. Suddenly, there’s a shift
in her body language. She tightens up, the smile disappears
and before you can finish your introduction, she mumbles something
and turns away.
Now, what in the heck happened in
the ten seconds it took you to cross the room?
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